It’s all About The Joints- An EDS Parody to “It’s All About That Bass” by Meghan Trainor

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It's All About Those Joints Parody

It’s All About Those Joints

(An EDS parody of “It’s All About That Bass” by Meghan Trainor)

My daughter and I wrote those lyrics in the last half hour this morning.

(We needed a smile)

I know it isn’t on the “BLOG CALENDAR” but we thought we would share.

Please feel free to share with others and make them smile, even kids can sing this version.

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Have fun singing!

Just don’t pop a rib like my lil one did laughing.

BTW  You can tell we are not professional songwriters.

CHORUS:

Because you know

I am all about those joints,

About those joints, NO braces,

I am all about those joints,

About those joints, no braces

I am all about those joints, no braces

I am all about those joints,

About those joints

Yeah,  it’s pretty clear, my skin is see through

But I can stretch it, stretch it

More than you do.

“Cause I got that pop, pop that rocks, rocks

All the right bends in all the wrong places.

I see the magazines talk about “pain-free”

We know that day just ain’t real

Come on now, let’s face the facts

IF you a bendie,  you know I feel

“Cause every inch of you is flexy

From the bottom to the top

Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your size

You can always bend backwards when normies they just wanna try (Pop, Pop)

You know I am not no stick-figure, silicone Barbie Doll,

So if that’s all you doctor,

Then go ahead and move along….

 

 

Because you know

I am all about those joints,

About those joints, NO braces,

I am all about those joints,

About those joints, no braces

I am all about those joints, no braces

I am all about those joints,

About those joints

Hey!

I am bringing stripes back,

Go Ahead and tell your normies that

No, I am just playing, til I get my spoons back.

But I am here to tell ya,

Every inch of me is bendy from the bottom to the top

 

Yeah, my momma she told me don’t worry about your size

You can always bend backwards when normies they just wanna try (Pop, Pop)

You know I am not no stick-figure silicone Barbie Doll,

So if that’s all you doctor,

Then go ahead and move along….

 

I’m bringing zebra back

No, Those Doctors don’t know how to act

Not an inch of me is normal from the bottom to the top

It’s all about the joints, no braces, no braces

 

REPEAT CHORUS 3 times.

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2 Comments

  • By Dessica, November 13, 2014 @ 11:47 am

    LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!

  • By Kristina, November 13, 2014 @ 5:24 pm

    This is genius! Love it! Made me smile. 🙂

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